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Quick idea: McCain Dipsticks

This is a quick idea, but I couldn't resist.

This is, frankly, why we come up short.  We aren't asshat enough.

So... think... if I were an asshat, what would I do?

I'd begin selling:

MCCAIN DIPSTICKS

An oil dipstick with McCain's name on the end.  Maybe an engraving of McCain's face in that spot that measure's if you have enough oil?  Just a thought.

What Happens Next

So what happens next?

1) Hillary remains in race but essentially signs a non-aggression pact w/Obama.  They play out the states.

2) After Oregon, Obama has mathematically won a majority of elected delegates, puts out statement offering to essentially seat MI/FL nearly as-is.

3) With MI and FL seated and him still having a solid (100+) delegate lead, and a lead in pop. vote, supers endorse Obama on June 4th.

5) Also June 4th, Hillary drops out, graciously concedes and removes herself from consideration for veep.

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